STAFF at New Scientist were bemused last
week by an email from Kim Daewoo Dogmeat, the "World Cup dog-meat
supplier". The company exhorts us to transcend narrow cultural
prejudice and sample the healthful delights of dog meat, a
traditional Korean delicacy. It provides details on history,
nutrition, recipes and an online order form.
Now, it so happens that animal rights activists organised
protests about the Korean custom of eating dog when the World Cup
was held in South Korea in June. So we immediately suspected that
anyone silly enough to accept the offer of a 50 per cent discount on
an order of dog meat would find themselves named and shamed in an
exposé by the activists.
Our suspicions deepened when a second email arrived, requesting
that an advertisement for Kim Daewoo Dogmeat be placed in New
Scientist. The ad pictured a cute dachshund superimposed on a
plate of "Dog, the Other White Meat" - a slogan very like that of
the US National Pork Board. Such familiarity with US popular culture
seemed odd for people whose command of English was, otherwise,
noticeably laboured. And so did the ad's flippant suggestions to
snack on a Schnauzer, feast on a Great Dane or, for something
ethnic, try German-shepherd pie.
Some of our colleagues, remembering past occasions when Oriental
companies had misjudged Western sensibilities, were still not
convinced this was a hoax. They pointed out that the very
professionally produced website, www.dogmeat.org, was indeed
registered to an outfit describing itself as Kim Daewoo Dogmeat
Company of Seoul. It lists branches in London, Toronto and Zurich
and provides maps so that people can visit them.
On the other hand, this same company suggests on its site that
you "sell your dog" - and explains in its email that this would
solve your pet worries over the holidays (better, it says, than
having to leave your dog on the motorway).
And in any case, Feedback suspects that British law prohibits
people from selling dog meat, whether online or any other way.
Deeper delving finally revealed all. "Dogmeat.org is a scientific
art pilot project with a time limit of 6 months," says a note buried
deep in the site's lengthy disclaimer. "Dogmeat.org will evaluate
visitor reactions."
Of course, scientific art! Why didn't we think of that?
We had a look at the visitor reactions on the site ourselves. The
Swiss, on this subject at least, seem to have a livelier sense of
humour than the outraged Brits. Could this be where the science bit
comes in?